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标题:英语笑话What will happen

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huochai 发表于:2007/7/8 19:57:18
A teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?"
  His response was, "My mother can."
  The teacher replied, "Really?"
  The young boy was quick to explain, "Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home."
  
         预测未来
  
  老师问班上的一个男孩:“有人能用纸片预测未来吗?”
  
  “我母亲能。”男孩答道。
  
  “真的?”老师问。
  
  “是的,她看了一眼我的成绩单,就告诉了我父亲回家后发生了什么。”男孩立刻解释道。
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